Dawgs

If I keep dogs,
I'm going to keep two.

So that I can shout out clever names
"Johnny! Walker!"
"Jim! Beam!"
"Black! Dog!"

Or I'll just have one,

and call him Kasrak or Gomes.

"Tum pyaar bahut karte ho, par tumhein pyaar karna nahi aata"

-M

Office Space

 

Before I discovered the Vicks Action 500 to help me with the horrible headache and cold I’d suffered as a result of my topless gallivantings over the weekend, I just had to go take rest. Unable to do any work (don’t laugh), and dog-tired and Mehican-drowsy, I needed 40 or so winks to recover.

 

Headed straight for the (men’s) sick-room that the cubicle-farm I work for provides for such emergencies. Kicked of the hush-puppies and off to lala land on the nice double bed. Aaahh..

 

Until, well, some other poor soul comes along, kicks off his huppies and lies down besides me. Really, it is disconcerting to share a bed with a stranger, even if ill. And to hear the door open again and again, probably with half the office checking out which 2/3 sick (sic) folks are getting it on there. So I did the cowardly thing and high-talied it home, where at least I know that no arbitrary person is going to creep in and sleep in my bed while I am there.

 

(Exception for Goldilocks of course)

The Beer-Belly Speaks

Ek aur..

Latte ke bhoot, Cappuccino se nahi maante!

*Thoo*

Ho!

PJ. Always start with a PJ. Here goes (we'll start with the ever popular light bulb wala):

How many corporates(sic) does it take to change a light bulb?

6.

1 to raise AHD (a cry for help) for task to be done.

1 to raise additional item in time-sheet.

1 to approve additional item in time-sheet.

1 to ask a resource to actually do it.

1 to review that the task it done. (i.e. switch bulb on-and-off)

1 to send take credit for it by emailing senior-er management that work has been done. (or actually, all 6 will do it whether its been done or not)