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PJ. Always start with a PJ. Here goes (we'll start with the ever popular light bulb wala):

How many corporates(sic) does it take to change a light bulb?

6.

1 to raise AHD (a cry for help) for task to be done.

1 to raise additional item in time-sheet.

1 to approve additional item in time-sheet.

1 to ask a resource to actually do it.

1 to review that the task it done. (i.e. switch bulb on-and-off)

1 to send take credit for it by emailing senior-er management that work has been done. (or actually, all 6 will do it whether its been done or not)